Jay Crew
A slight man with a stylish black pompadour, a plastic smile that seems almost unshakable, and a warm welcoming vocal tone that could sell sand in a desert. Jay Crew has hosted the Mis'Merica pageant and its associated slave sales for years. He possesses a gift for insight and talent spotting, able to upsell contestants when bidding slumps or crowd energy drops. He makes costume changes during the pageant to suit each act, sometimes appearing in safari gear or lifeguard attire, and when the winner is declared after the Evening War, it is Crew's job to sing the sacred song of triumph.
The Telling Visionaries have a proprietary view of the pageant and have called for his dismissal on multiple occasions. Crew's deft diplomacy, bolstered by careful study of their scriptures, consistently brings them back around. The Board loves him because he keeps the crowd paying and the peace intact. The delicate politics between faith and commerce at Mis'Merica Square require exactly his brand of charm, quick wit, and strategic deference.
The Telling Visionaries have a proprietary view of the pageant and have called for his dismissal on multiple occasions. Crew's deft diplomacy, bolstered by careful study of their scriptures, consistently brings them back around. The Board loves him because he keeps the crowd paying and the peace intact. The delicate politics between faith and commerce at Mis'Merica Square require exactly his brand of charm, quick wit, and strategic deference.
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